Assan Ahmad on Kill Tony

Assan Ahmad has been on Kill Tony 3 times, from #705 through #776. Every set, searchable.

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Appearances

• Kill Tony #705 · 2025-02-11 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “everybody make some noise for Assan everybody so Israel and Palestine just signed their ceasefire so hamle off to them the whole thing started when Hamas paraglide it into a rave which take …”
• Kill Tony #713 · 2025-04-01 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from Assan Ahmad. Ladies and [Applause] [Music] [Applause] gentlemen, man, it is a scary time to fly. You know how I know it's bad? I'm also nervous at the airport. I am o…”
• Kill Tony #776 · 2026-07-14 · The Belly Room, The Comedy Store (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “world. Make some noise for the great Assan Ahmad. Everybody, [music] [applause] we're at war with the Middle East again, which will do wonders for my act. Cuz [laughter] I'll tell you what, …”

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