David Lucas on Kill Tony

David Lucas has been on Kill Tony 44 times, from #298 through #770. Every set, searchable.

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Appearances

• Kill Tony #298 · 2018-10-01 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “your next comedian getting an uninterrupted 60 seconds goes by the name of David Lucas here we go David Lucas I see movement he's walking up here Koroma chris strowman strumming that guitar …”
• Kill Tony #390 · 2019-09-09 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “next make some noise for David Lucas everyone David [Applause] [Music] David Lucas Lucas good and loud for David Lucas everybody [Music] [ __ ] I'm tired I had to walk from the back I think …”
• Kill Tony #395 · 2019-09-30 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “tonight make some noise for David Lucas everyone here he comes my mom's favorite comedian in the history of kill Tony David Lucas yeah what's up [ __ ] I I don't like skinny people I hate wh…”
• Kill Tony #399 · 2019-10-14 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the great David Lucas everybody here we go here we go here is David Lucas everyone's come on one more time for David everybody yeah man I'm trying to be more healthy …”
• Kill Tony #406 · watch
  “a brand new minute from one of my favorite roaster is one of my favorite comedians and the new regular on kill Tony it's David Lucas everybody here is powerful David Lucas come on guys make …”
• Kill Tony #411 · 2019-11-04 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “and make some noise for him it's another one of our favorite humans in the world the great David Lucas everybody there we go there we go there he is David Lucas everybody yeah I had to go to…”
• Kill Tony #415 · 2019-11-11 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “week make some noise for the great David Lucas everybody here we go David Lucas [Applause] I don't know how to [ __ ] oppose to follow that those [ __ ] nursing home balls [Applause] my gran…”
• Kill Tony #417 · 2019-11-26 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “Store make some noise for them everybody it's the one and only David Lucas here is live in the flesh with a brand new minute David Lucas good-looking women don't change the world you know I'…”
• Kill Tony #425 · 2019-12-30 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “through make some noise for the great David Lucas everybody here we go [Applause] come on people make some [ __ ] noise [Music] yeah let's see what kind of crowd we got tonight Jesus's mom w…”
• Kill Tony #426 · 2020-01-06 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “them make some noise for our other regular the one and only David Lucas everybody here he is here he comes David Lucas here he is live in the flesh oh yeah yeah my baby momma is a result of…”
• Kill Tony #433 · 2020-01-27 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “week make some noise for David Lucas everybody here we go here he comes there he is live and in the flesh come on guys make some noise for David Lucas yeah a lot of people think that the har…”
• Kill Tony #435 · 2020-02-10 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “cuff make some noise form David Lucas everybody is here [Applause] [Music] here is one more time for the great David Lucas one of my favorite movies growing up was home alone and I realized …”
• Kill Tony #436 · 2020-02-17 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “my next comedian in that case will go by the name of dawn talc Anna Donna Hanna dawn [Music] no nope all right so you know when the show is as outrageously oversold out as it is for those of…”
• Kill Tony #440 · 2020-03-02 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “on make some noise for David everyone my cousin just died after we wait after we raised two hundred and fifty thousand dollars to get this [ __ ] a new heart like [ __ ] can you not be weak …”
• Kill Tony #470 · 2020-08-31 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “comedian make some noise for david lucas everyone here we go yeah uh i don't understand how there's a a national coins shortage when barack obama did nothing but ask for change like did he n…”
• Kill Tony #474 · 2020-09-28 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “your next comedian a super regular on this show one of my favorite human beings on the planet uh great comedian great roaster here he is the great david lucas live in the flesh from the main…”
• Kill Tony #479 · 2020-11-02 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “your next comedian a regular on this show an absolute monster one of my favorite top young rising comedians in the world it's the great the powerful david lucas yeah it's only rape if she sa…”
• Kill Tony #490 · 2021-02-01 · Antones (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from david lucas [Music] yeah i'm black uh but you can tell i grew up very privileged because i have a white ass disease i have anxiety like you think kids in the hood kno…”
• Kill Tony #495 · 2021-02-26 · Improv (Miami, FL) · watch
  “guys make some noise for david lucas how fun look at that two regulars on one road show that is what we call unheard of unbelievable for those of you that keep track on your kill tony bingo …”
• Kill Tony #496 · 2021-02-27 · Improv (Miami, FL) · watch
  “anywhere make some noise for one of the best david lucas everybody [Applause] uh why is it that ugly girls ain't never scared of [ __ ] like if they hear a noise outside they go check that […”
• Kill Tony #503 · 2021-04-05 · Antones (Austin, TX) · watch
  “California Make some noise for the Great and Powerful David Lucas everybody here we go The Legend killer David Lucas [Applause] yeah uh thank I uh don't date women with kids anymore uh I had…”
• Kill Tony #505 · 2021-04-19 · Antones (Austin, TX) · watch
  “all make some noise for the great and powerful david lucas everybody here we go [Music] david lucas [Music] yeah i don't believe in uh because too many hood [ __ ] know about it them trying …”
• Kill Tony #507 · 2021-05-03 · Antones (Austin, TX) · watch
• Kill Tony #516 · 2021-07-19 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “abilities make some noise for the great and powerful david lucas everybody here we go here he is live in the flesh the great david lucas yeah what uh what up [Applause] am i the only person …”
• Kill Tony #526 · 2021-09-27 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “everybody make some noise for d [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yeah I don't know why but uh white women love abuse they really maybe it come from like slavery or some [ __ ] I don't know but …”
• Kill Tony #537 · 2021-12-13 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “people make some noise for david lucas yeah uh i think rape is bad but if i had to rape somebody i think i would rape a deaf lady i feel like that's an easy not guilty like i'll be…”
• Kill Tony #552 · 2022-03-15 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “california make some noise for david lucas everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah jesse uh smalia went to jail and [ __ ] five months and he was in the court…”
• Kill Tony #574 · 2022-08-29 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “gentlemen, make some noise for David Lucas. Yeah. Just moved to Austin. Can't believe I let all these richer people convince me to move to this hot ass city, yeah. I don't know how y 'all ha…”
• Kill Tony #576 · 2022-09-12 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “[Music] Make some noise for your next comedian Eric Mandarin man fry Eric Mandarin man prize shout out to the Fine people over at Escobar the pastel cartel best vape pens hey here's Eric Man…”
• Kill Tony #577 · 2022-09-19 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “gentlemen Make some noise for David Lucas everybody here he is Austin Zone [ __ ] Lucas foreign I think being a trans woman should be for me in five eight and under only for real man I'm the…”
• Kill Tony #580 · 2022-10-10 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “brother Make some noise for David Lucas everybody live [Music] David [ __ ] Lucas [Music] [Applause] uh I was I was [ __ ] with this tarot card reader and uh I cheated on that [ __ ] just to…”
• Kill Tony #584 · 2022-11-07 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “Earth Make some noise for David [ __ ] Lucas everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yeah oh I don't [ __ ] with girls that use words like love bombing toxic masculinity g…”
• Kill Tony #588 · 2022-12-05 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “[Music] Make some noise for David everyone [Applause] [Music] [Applause] my homeboy said that he's gay and he's a vegetarian uh he was like I don't [ __ ] with meat no more I was like I gues…”
• Kill Tony #589 · 2022-12-12 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “Lucas give it up for David one more time man great comic one of my favorite hands not easy to do at all and you make it look easy every single week you make looking gay easy too oh come…”
• Kill Tony #592 · 2023-01-02 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “him make some noise for the one and only David [ __ ] Lucas it's the real guy [Applause] yeah I be having high thoughts without smoking weed like I be thinking like what if a gay guy put a p…”
• Kill Tony #595 · 2023-01-23 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “name Make some noise for beaster McGillicuddy [Applause] wow here she is everybody beaster McGillicuddy [Applause] try saying that name in bed huh anyways um nothing gives you a boner like h…”
• Kill Tony #597 · 2023-02-06 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “everybody make some noise for David everybody [Applause] yeah I got the new iPhone uh it's not as racist as the old iPhone I tried to type the word [ __ ] and the phone refused to spell the …”
• Kill Tony #600 · 2023-02-27 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “Roasters Make some noise for the one and only David [ __ ] Lucas everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Make Some Noise people it's really him the one and only David Lucas [Applause] women …”
• Kill Tony #613 · 2023-05-23 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “gentlemen make some noise for the one the only [ __ ] David Lucas everybody here we go [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'm one of those black people who like racism right for real beca…”
• Kill Tony #614 · 2023-05-29 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “goes Make some noise for David Lucas everybody [Applause] one of the great Frankensteins of regular ship here in the history of kill Tony an absolute monster go see him on the road Baltimore…”
• Kill Tony #618 · 2023-06-19 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “history Make some noise for David Lucas everybody [Music] thank you [Music] I hate this uh I hate this new word women are using this uh this gaslighting [ __ ] I hate that word it's like why…”
• Kill Tony #626 · 2023-08-14 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
• Kill Tony #740 · 2025-10-21 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “gentlemen, make some noise for the rare return [music] of the great David Lucas. [music] Yeah. >> Uh, I've been falling asleep to black noise lately. >> It's just videos of cops putting hand…”
• Kill Tony #770 · 2026-06-02 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “on. Make some noise for the one and only David Lucas. [music] Everybody. >> Yeah. I'm the last in blackface. >> [laughter] >> I'm dating a white girl now. And what I have realized is that wh…”

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