Hans Kim on Kill Tony

Hans Kim has been on Kill Tony 29 times, from #509 through #680. Every set, searchable.

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Appearances

• Kill Tony #509 · 2021-05-31 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “birthday make some noise for hans he's in the bucket tonight he's been on this show before he could get pulled out at any given moment we'll see a minute of stand-up comedy from him let's ke…”
• Kill Tony #513 · 2021-06-28 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from our newest regular make some [ __ ] noise for hans kim everyone the real hung's kim here he is hey what's up guys uh my name is hans kim and my eyes are open right no…”
• Kill Tony #516 · 2021-07-19 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “here make some noise for him made a regular here in austin texas from texas ladies and gentlemen hans kim everybody here he is the newest regular on kill tony yeah [Music] hey what's up guys…”
• Kill Tony #522 · 2021-08-30 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the great Hans camp [Music] [Applause] what's up guys oh good to be here I thought it was a surprise attack uh but uh I I think it's really funny that uh some people …”
• Kill Tony #527 · 2021-10-04 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from who i believe is one of the true futures of comedy ladies and gentlemen this is hans kim [Applause] [Music] [Applause] up guys um i live in a van so that i can pursue…”
• Kill Tony #531 · 2021-11-01 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the great and powerful hans kim everyone here we go oh [Music] yes good to be here my name is hans kim and my grandparents are holocaust survivors they were in korea …”
• Kill Tony #533 · 2021-11-15 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “gentlemen make some noise for the great hans kim everybody here we [ __ ] go here we go [Music] [Applause] [Music] hello good to be here so kyle rittenhouse is in the news uh kyle rittenhous…”
• Kill Tony #534 · 2021-11-22 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the great hans kim everyone start tonight show in the bag hey what's up guys good to be here in texas [Music] i love you here because there's so many big booty latina…”
• Kill Tony #545 · 2022-02-07 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “ago make some noise for the great hans kim everybody [Music] hey what's up guys [Applause] i'm tired of getting parking tickets that's why i took all the windshield wipers off my car why kee…”
• Kill Tony #547 · watch
  “country his name is hans kim everyone a brand new minute by hans kim [Music] hey i played basketball with these gangsters and they were like yeah you're book smart but i'm street smart i was…”
• Kill Tony #550 · 2022-03-14 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “started make some noise for the great and powerful hans kim everyone a brand new minute from hans camp how lucky are we hey i don't understand it when people tell me to mind my own business …”
• Kill Tony #551 · 2022-03-28 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the great and powerful hans kim everyone [Music] [Music] hey i don't understand why will smith is so insecure about his wife's physical appearance i mean if she wasn'…”
• Kill Tony #552 · 2022-03-15 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “now make some noise for him the legendary hans kim everyone all right here we go it has begun 60 seconds uninterrupted new material from hans kim hey uh it's good to be here in texas i've be…”
• Kill Tony #555 · 2022-04-11 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “florida make some noise for him it is the great hans kim everybody [Music] what's up good to be here uh i love it here in texas i was recently shooting a gun remembering the alamo and i was …”
• Kill Tony #562 · 2022-05-30 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from hans kim who does this every week makes it look easy comes in with confidence and that locked on smile of his i'm so happy yeah okay what are you so happy about uh ri…”
• Kill Tony #563 · 2022-06-06 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “tonight make some noise for hans kim everybody [Applause] hey what's up guys it's an honor to be here on kill tony i know the audience is huge so there's at least one person out there that w…”
• Kill Tony #572 · 2022-08-15 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the great hans kim this is it's good to be here i love hanging out with white people [Applause] white people are crazy i was telling this one he was like jeffy will c…”
• Kill Tony #586 · 2022-11-14 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “jokes Make some noise for Hans Kim everybody come on you guys ready to get to this [ __ ] bucket this is where [ __ ] gets a little bit wackier we're about to meet a human being could have t…”
• Kill Tony #587 · 2022-11-21 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “week Make some noise for Hans Kim everybody [Applause] hey [Music] [Applause] what's up guys um I'm really into licking buttholes but I don't like how people talk about it like it's the newe…”
• Kill Tony #592 · 2023-01-02 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the great Hans Kim this is H this is H this is H this is H hey what's up guys my name is Hans Kim and I hate liberals Liberals are the type of people…”
• Kill Tony #595 · 2023-01-23 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from Hans camp [Applause] [Music] what is up Austin it's good to be here my name is Hans Kim I'm a skinny boy skinny boys Unite and huddle together for warrants I'm so ski…”
• Kill Tony #612 · 2023-05-15 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the one and only sing along if you know the words this is Hans Kim [Music] laughs hello it's good to be here my name is Hans Kim and I'm dating a white woman thank…”
• Kill Tony #618 · 2023-06-19 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “undeniable Make some noise for Hans Kim everything he does that was Hans camp that was Hans Kim that was Hans can because literally any random human being is allowed to sign up so anything c…”
• Kill Tony #623 · 2023-07-24 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “out Make some noise for Hans Kim everybody here he is probably smiling ear to ear here still nervous looking at me still doesn't think he pulled it off what do you think about this situation…”
• Kill Tony #626 · 2023-08-14 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “City Make some noise for Hans Kim everybody 60 seconds uninterrupted thank you as you can tell by my confidence I'm dating a white woman it's pretty impressive for me it's like one of you gu…”
• Kill Tony #636 · 2023-11-06 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “uh Make some noise for the Great and Powerful Hans Kim everybody hey what's up guys sad to hear that the great Matthew Perry died alone in a hot tub you know for a guy on a show called frien…”
• Kill Tony #637 · 2023-11-13 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “another brand new minute from the great Hans Kim everybody this is this is this is thank you thank you guys I recently went to a strip club in Atlanta or as I like to call it a black box…”
• Kill Tony #649 · 2024-01-22 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “stand Make some noise for Hans Kim everybody and one more time back into seclusion he go Rick Diaz there he goes Rick Diaz everybody okay fun right there you go okay make some noise for your…”
• Kill Tony #680 · 2024-09-07 · Madison Square Garden (New York City, NY) · watch
  “guys make some noise for Hans Kim ladies and Gentlemen let's go to the Legends bucket huh wow ladies and gentlemen this is absolutely incredible this man is truly one of the best ever truly …”

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