Kam Patterson on Kill Tony

Kam Patterson has been on Kill Tony 42 times, from #616 through #720. Every set, searchable.

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Appearances

• Kill Tony #616 · 2023-06-10 · The Moody Theater (Austin, TX) · watch
  “future. Make some noise for Cam Patterson, everybody. So I'm all the brother, very racist. And we would all be telling me, Cam, don't tell me your life date, no white bitch. You can fuck her…”
• Kill Tony #618 · 2023-06-19 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “minute Make some noise for someone who we truly believe is the [ __ ] future the one and only cam Patterson ladies and gentlemen [Music] thank you [Music] [Applause] when I was in high schoo…”
• Kill Tony #619 · 2023-06-26 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
• Kill Tony #620 · 2023-07-03 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from your new regular make some goddamn noise for the one and only cam Patterson everybody [Applause] foreign [Applause] [ __ ] could have been a good dunk a one that Ride…”
• Kill Tony #624 · 2023-07-30 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “Tony Make some noise for cam Patterson everybody hell yeah pull another name out of the bucket you guys ready to meet someone new Make some noise for Celia Contreras uh Contreras hey all rig…”
• Kill Tony #627 · 2023-08-21 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the great Cam Patterson everybody What's up? I got done that nigga with not 42 dog I know fucking way Oh, like I know I bite people for real and the only reason I bit…”
• Kill Tony #628 · 2023-08-21 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “merch.com Make some noise for the Great and Powerful cam patteron everybody come on Superstar Circ comes with a free rock that is true the plain white Cam Patterson t-shirt comes with a free…”
• Kill Tony #630 · 2023-09-11 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “another brand new minute from the rock star itself. The future. Him Patterson, everybody. I'd be fucking Chaddo, wife. I fucking love you. I fucking love you, dog. I fucking love you, dog. I…”
• Kill Tony #631 · 2023-09-18 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “squad. Make some noise for Camp Patterson. There's a guy. Oh yeah. Camp. One more time for Camp Patterson. All right. We're moving along smoothly back to the fuck it we go. Let's see what ha…”
• Kill Tony #632 · 2023-09-25 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “me make some noise for cam Patterson everybody I walked around six three and I seen the crack head lady and I'm a good person So I wanted to give her a minute and she would just scratch her …”
• Kill Tony #633 · 2023-10-02 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
• Kill Tony #634 · 2023-10-23 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the future cam Patterson everybody [Music] I love you too so I'm getting money now and that's that's pretty cool you know what I'm saying get money pretty cool but I …”
• Kill Tony #635 · 2023-10-30 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “another brand new minute from cam Patterson what's up what's up little hobo what's up that was amazing than your little hobo this you scare the out of me dog oh don't be afraid this is terri…”
• Kill Tony #637 · 2023-11-13 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “world Make some noise for the viral sensation kill Tony regular this is Cam Patterson [Applause] everybody yeah it's been it's been gay as [ __ ] so far [ __ ] God damn uh a lot of people kn…”
• Kill Tony #639 · 2023-11-27 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “show. Make some noise for him. This is a brand new minute from the great regular Cam Patterson, everybody. I want to be an actor real bad, bro, but you got to pick your roles very precisely …”
• Kill Tony #644 · 2023-12-18 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “ever make some noise for the great cam [Applause] [Music] Patterson that niggaer dead dog I kill him he dead as hell man let get to the joke uh I I went I went surfing for the first time a…”
• Kill Tony #645 · 2023-12-19 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the one and the only cam Patterson everybody [Music] hell yeah so I'm I'm I'm living my dream right now man this [ __ ] the best [ __ ] ever happened to me I'm doing …”
• Kill Tony #654 · 2024-03-12 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the one and only Cam Patterson. Billy just kissed my dick. Oh. That's a dick second joke. Let's get started. I don't do crowd work no more shows. Somebody fucked it u…”
• Kill Tony #656 · 2024-03-26 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “him make some noise for cam Patterson everybody come on you can do better than that make some noise for cam everyone God damn it out there daydreaming hello this podcast is sponsored by bepo…”
• Kill Tony #661 · 2024-04-30 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the one and only Cam Patterson. [Applause] [Music] I I was taking the [ __ ] and I just ran up here. I'm out of breath from Tide. We're going to make it happen. This …”
• Kill Tony #662 · 2024-04-15 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from cam Patterson ladies and gentlemen [Applause] shut up [ __ ] been talking all night shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] no I'm playing I love you white lady oh I'm not I'm not …”
• Kill Tony #665 · 2024-05-28 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from killtony's own Camp Patterson. My uh my uncle had uh he spoke a lot of crack here crack here and he had relapsed a couple days ago he came back home when I was about…”
• Kill Tony #666 · 2024-05-10 · Kia Forum (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “icon make some noise for cam Patterson yeah what's up I got some I got some big news though um I'm having a kid what's out here for we for the kill that nigga though fuck that baby bitch he…”
• Kill Tony #667 · 2024-06-11 · YouTube Theater (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “gentlemen make some noise for the one and only the great and powerful Cam Patterson Why here he is everybody oh shit They put a tennis on Y 'all ain't shit. I All right, all right. Thank y '…”
• Kill Tony #668 · 2024-06-18 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “history Make some noise for one of your favorites the one the only cam [ __ ] [Music] Patterson all right let's talk about beating [ __ ] so listen I know y'all seen that didy [ __ ] didy uh…”
• Kill Tony #669 · 2024-06-25 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “that. Make some noise for Cam Patterson. Sub -alcano also on tour. Sub -alcano -comedy .com. Lewis is at LewisSubscanks .com. They're both on tour. And Cam, of course, is on tour as well. Ok…”
• Kill Tony #673 · 2024-07-23 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “unbelievable Make some noise for cam Patterson all right we're going to keep it moving along it's time for your next bucket pool we're going to meet them all together it's 60 seconds uninter…”
• Kill Tony #674 · 2024-07-30 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from our very own Cam Patterson. That nigga still homeless. 100%. I recently was in Fort Wayne, Indiana. And I went to a tractor pool. Oh, you've heard of this. It's just …”
• Kill Tony #675 · 2024-08-06 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the great Cam Patterson, everybody. So, when I when I go to new places, I like to go on like guided tours to, you know what I'm saying? Find out about where I'm at. B…”
• Kill Tony #677 · 2024-08-20 · watch
  “gentlemen, make some noise for the one and only. Cam Patterson, everybody. I like immigrants. You see how fast our claps change? Y 'all didn't like that at all. I don't see that Cam. I like …”
• Kill Tony #680 · 2024-09-07 · Madison Square Garden (New York, NY) · watch
  “you make some noise for cam Patterson hey you guys think we should add one more panelist to the [Applause] show you think it should be one of the biggest comics in the history of New York Ci…”
• Kill Tony #688 · 2024-10-22 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the one and only Cam Patterson. Yeah, yo. I recently went to an art museum and they shouldn't let me in places like that. Cause I was terrible. I don't know how to ta…”
• Kill Tony #692 · 2024-11-04 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from The One and Only cam Patterson everybody hey uh people take politics too serious [ __ ] real [ __ ] I know it's been a theme tonight but really people say politics wa…”
• Kill Tony #696 · 2024-12-17 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the one and only cam Patterson [Laughter] [Applause] I'm I'm glad y'all like that little gag cuz I I am not ready I tell you that much this uh this minute it's funny …”
• Kill Tony #697 · 2024-12-24 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the one and only the great and powerful. This is Cam Patterson. I still try to do like the acting thing or whatnot and I had like audition for a role a couple weeks a…”
• Kill Tony #701 · 2025-01-21 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the one and only this is Cam Patterson everyone all right so listen so usually on the show I come out and I talk about places I don't like that's what I do people und…”
• Kill Tony #702 · 2025-01-28 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from one of the hardest working men in all of the Austin, Texas comedy scene. This is the return of Cam Patterson, everybody. I didn't even know Dr. General had like corpo…”
• Kill Tony #703 · 2025-02-04 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the one and only the Great and Powerful cam Patterson [Applause] I don't even want to touch this microphone [ __ ] we we should we should have just stopped the show a…”
• Kill Tony #704 · 2025-02-08 · HEB Arena (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the one and only cam [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Patterson well I got to follow the star spangle bner [ __ ] this crazy now you know I I went back home for Christma…”
• Kill Tony #714 · 2025-03-24 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the one and the only great and powerful. This is Cam Patterson. [Music] Yeah. Yeah. I uh I learned something about myself recently. I shouldn't be allowed to go to we…”
• Kill Tony #719 · 2025-05-20 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from one of the top Young Rising comedians in the world. This is Cam [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Patterson. Yeah. What's up, man? Um, I'm proud of myself, dog. I got a g…”
• Kill Tony #720 · 2025-05-27 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from Cam [Music] Patterson. Yeah. Uh, real [ __ ] I have uh, it's weird. I have one gay friend. One. Only one. I think if you're a straight man and you have more than one …”

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