Martin Phillips on Kill Tony

Martin Phillips has been on Kill Tony 18 times, from #413 through #768. Every set, searchable.

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Appearances

• Kill Tony #413 · 2019-11-07 · Washington DC · watch
  “far. Make some noise for Martin Phillips everybody. Here we go. Where's he at? Here he comes everybody. Here [Music] he comes. You saw him on the last episode. He's back again. Martin Philli…”
• Kill Tony #606 · 2023-04-06 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “gentlemen Make some noise for the Return of Martin Phillips everybody very very interesting before there was Aaron Belial before there was Michael Lair there was Martin Phillips what's up we…”
• Kill Tony #674 · 2024-07-30 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “winner. Make some noise for the great and powerful Martin Phillips. Cool. What's up there? I was out. I was cat calling the other day. And I was like, here, here, here, here. It's snowing on…”
• Kill Tony #676 · 2024-08-13 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “gentlemen, make some noise for your first comedian tonight. The great Martin Phillips. Oh, baby. What's up, baby? Cool, okay. I like he said, my name is Martin. You, you are recognized me fr…”
• Kill Tony #679 · 2024-09-03 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “gentlemen make some noise for one of the greatest golden tic -a -winners in the history of the show This is a new minute from martin phillips Oh You know I you know where I were in Texas, yo…”
• Kill Tony #682 · 2024-08-10 · Madison Square Garden (New York, NY) · watch
  “it. Make some noise for the MSG debut of Martin Phillips. Wow. Oh. Oh man. Cool. Nice. Nice. Cool. Okay. I, um, I, what's up? Okay. I, uh, wait, let me do the, uh, that, that's the minute. I…”
• Kill Tony #686 · 2024-10-08 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “show, make some noise for the great and powerful Martin Phillips, everybody. What's up, man? All right, make some noise if you're into having unprotected sex. So were my parents. I'm actuall…”
• Kill Tony #706 · 2025-02-15 · HEB Arena (Austin, TX) · watch
  “bang Make some noise for Martin [Applause] Phillips yes here he is Live In the Flesh with an uninterrupted 60 seconds it's Martin Phillips everybody [ __ ] oh man there am I I heard there wa…”
• Kill Tony #707 · 2025-02-18 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the one and only Martin Phillips [Applause] [Music] [Music] everybody well what's going on I have big hands people say there are piano hands but I don't know how to p…”
• Kill Tony #712 · 2025-03-25 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “gentlemen, make some noise for Martin Phillips. Everybody, here you [Applause] go. [Applause] Cool. Hey, what's up? Yeah. Okay, cool. Uh, it was Ash Wednesday recently. I couldn't make it to…”
• Kill Tony #715 · 2025-04-22 · Bridgestone Arena (Nashville, TN) · watch
  “goes. Make some noise for Martin Phillips. Everybody, he's got us started here tonight. And it has begun. Martin Phillips. You'll see him at Kid Rock's bar getting trashed tonight. If you're…”
• Kill Tony #721 · 2025-05-19 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “material. Make some noise for the great Martin Phillips. [Applause] Everybody cool. Hey, what's [Applause] up? I get I get really emotionally attached after sex, so sex workers hate me. You …”
• Kill Tony #731 · 2025-08-12 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “gentlemen, make some noise for your first comedian of the night. This is Martin Phillips, everybody. [Music] [Applause] [Music] D, it is [ __ ] hot. Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. Okay. Um, growing …”
• Kill Tony #733 · 2025-09-02 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the great and powerful Martin Phillips. Everybody, here we go. Cool. You know, a lot of comedians where they they do jokes, they get the bumped at the end, but I don'…”
• Kill Tony #742 · 2025-11-04 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the super powerful Martin Phillips, everybody. And [music] here we go. Good. Good. Sorry, my bad. I'm drunk. Okay. Wait. Well, on on Halloween, I like to make my own …”
• Kill Tony #746 · 2025-12-02 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from Golden Ticket winner Martin Phillips, everybody. And like that, the [music] show has begun. This is Kill Tony, brought to you by Blue Chew and Quote. [music] Cool. He…”
• Kill Tony #754 · 2026-02-03 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “out. Make some noise for the one and only Martin Phillips. Everybody, [music] what's up? Cool. Sorry. [clears throat] I I started to do this new thing on dating apps. I use my baby pictures …”
• Kill Tony #768 · 2026-05-19 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “fun. Make some noise for the great Martin Phillips, everybody. Oh my god. The great Martin [music] Phillips. WHAT'S UP? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT >> [cheering] >> COOL. OKAY. COOL. I don't know. I …”

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