Mason Bird on Kill Tony

Mason Bird has been on Kill Tony 4 times, from #729 through #774. Every set, searchable.

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Appearances

• Kill Tony #729 · 2025-07-29 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “gentlemen, make some noise for bucket pull number seven. Mason Bird, everybody. Mason Bird. [Music] A teenager told me I look like a school shooter the other day that shoots insulin instead …”
• Kill Tony #732 · 2025-08-19 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “night goes by the name of Mason Bird. It is time for Mason Bird. [Applause] I have the mindset of an NFL quarterback when I have sex. If I go three and out one more time, they're going to pu…”
• Kill Tony #738 · 2025-10-07 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “said, make some noise for Mason Bird. Here we go. No rest for the wicked. It's Mason Bird, ladies and gentlemen. It's Mason Bird. I uh I got on a live scooter the other day uh and I drove li…”
• Kill Tony #774 · 2026-06-30 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “back. Make some noise for the return of Mason Bird. Everybody, our first minute of the night, Golden winner, Mason Bird. Uh, life is like a box of chocolates. Fat people finish it a lot fast…”

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