Pat O'Neal on Kill Tony

Pat O'Neal has been on Kill Tony 9 times, from #736 through #778. Every set, searchable.

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Appearances

• Kill Tony #736 · 2025-09-23 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “right, make some noise for your next bucket pool, everybody. It's Pat O'Neal, everyone. Pat O'Neal. [Applause] [Music] Folks, been vaping, but it's just not as satisfying as cigarettes. You …”
• Kill Tony #758 · 2026-03-03 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “here. Make some noise for Pat O'Neal, everybody. Pat O'Neal. Folks, I was watching Batman earlier and it really got me thinking, you know, cuz Bruce Wayne, his alter ego is Batman, inspired …”
• Kill Tony #765 · 2026-04-28 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from Golden Ticket winner Pat O'Neal, everybody. >> [music] >> Folks, I'm on Tinder now. Grinder was too easy. I needed a challenge. You know what I mean? I don't settle f…”
• Kill Tony #767 · 2026-05-12 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
• Kill Tony #768 · 2026-05-19 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “hilarious. Make some noise for him. This is a brand new minute from your newest regular, ladies and gentlemen. This is Pat O'Neal, everybody. Folks, my ex-girlfriend, she would love it when …”
• Kill Tony #773 · 2026-06-23 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “out. Make some noise for a brand new minute from the real deal. This is Pat [music] O'Neal, ladies and gentlemen. Folks, other night I was out on a date with this girl. Told me she was weari…”
• Kill Tony #774 · 2026-06-30 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from your new favorite comedian in the world. His name is Pat O'Neal, everybody. Folks, Hitler was born on 420 >> and boy did he like smoking Jay's. Heat. HEAT. a lot of p…”
• Kill Tony #777 · 2026-07-21 · watch
  “a brand new minute from the real deal. This is Pat O'Neal, everybody. [music] Folks, how is it that these gender reveal parties are all the rage nowadays? Yet, whenever I reveal my gender to…”
• Kill Tony #778 · watch
  “a brand new minute from the one and only Pat O'Neal. boats. Other night I was in bed with this girl and she squirted. >> Yeah. >> Last time I take her to Taco Bell. It's not pee. Hey, and fe…”

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