Uncle Laser on Kill Tony
Uncle Laser has been on Kill Tony 16 times, from #568 through #781. Every set, searchable.
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Appearances
- Kill Tony #568 · 2022-07-18 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
- Kill Tony #587 · 2022-11-21 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
“show Make some noise for Austin's own Uncle laser oh my God let's [ __ ] go he's playing to the camera he's playing to the camera folks [Applause] that's been deep in a mushroom I'm glad you…” - Kill Tony #588 · 2022-12-05 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
“a brand new minute from the one and only Uncle laser everyone [Music] here he is [Music] two things I hate in life when a buddy gets a girlfriend and you don't see him anymore Kyle come back…” - Kill Tony #592 · 2023-01-02 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
“everybody make some noise for time for Uncle laser everybody come on all right take a gander here listen my mom raised me not to be a [ __ ] quitter okay she said always see it through never…” - Kill Tony #597 · 2023-02-06 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
“gentlemen Make some noise for the great uncle laser everybody oh [ __ ] there he is oh wow it's really [Applause] him yeah listen here now I've been saying it for a while nobody's been seemi…” - Kill Tony #598 · 2023-02-12 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
“gets Make some noise for our dear Uncle laser everyone the real deal oh my goodness here he is play into the camera it's unbelievable this guy gets it show business has arrived ladies and ge…” - Kill Tony #606 · 2023-04-06 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
“on make some noise for Uncle laser everybody come on we have not had a female comedian all night should I pull out of this bucket until we get a lady out of here huh let's see what happens h…” - Kill Tony #617 · 2023-06-12 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
“issue goes by the name of Uncle laser everybody so I never give away what's happening a week away but we're going to do it Uncle laser who hasn't been on this show in months who's been out d…” - Kill Tony #618 · 2023-06-19 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
- Kill Tony #689 · 2024-10-29 · Resort World (Las Vegas, NV) · watch
“a brand new minute from love him or hate him the one and only Uncle laser everybody here he is here he comes Live In the Flesh the real deal soaking it in pro wrestling energies oh my [Music…” - Kill Tony #706 · 2025-02-15 · HEB Arena (Austin, TX) · watch
“gentlemen Make some noise for the long awaited return of Uncle laser [Applause] [Music] listen here had a woman from Tallahasse Florida slide into my DMs said hey shut the [ __ ] up said uh …” - Kill Tony #719 · 2025-05-20 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
“a brand new minute from the one and only Uncle Laser. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Some people got a face for radio. I got more of a face for cuckolding. The bar the other night, ol…” - Kill Tony #735 · 2025-09-16 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
“favorite. Make some noise for the return of the one and only Uncle Laser. [Applause] [Music] As y'all know, uh it's in a western about a year ago and uh it's going to release a couple weeks …” - Kill Tony #758 · 2026-03-03 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
“uncle. Make some noise for the great Uncle Laser, everybody. [music] >> HOW WE DOING, AUSTIN? Y'ALL ALL RIGHT? OKAY. HAPPY Black History Month. They got Donnell here. They got that light-ski…” - Kill Tony #761 · 2026-03-24 · WrestleMania (special event) · watch
“gentlemen, make some noise for Houston's own Uncle Laser. [music] >> [music] [music] >> CITY OF SYRUP, SCREW, TEXAS. HOW WE FEELING TONIGHT? [cheering] God damn. JUST IN TIME FOR RODEO SEASO…” - Kill Tony #781 · 2026-08-18 · watch
“yeah. Give it up for that horse lady. That was real good. And listen, that that older fell ain't never done math. That's not how you do math. [laughter] I went for a walk. Not that's not a t…”
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