William Montgomery on Kill Tony

William Montgomery has been on Kill Tony 75 times, from #300 through #723. Every set, searchable.

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Appearances

• Kill Tony #300 · 2018-10-12 · San Francisco, CA · watch
  “us make some noise for the one in the only there is William Montgomery [Applause] [Music] [Applause] areas everybody I [Music] obviously got the recessive gene but the interesting thing is b…”
• Kill Tony #312 · 2018-11-19 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “a brand new minute from one of our favorite new people on this show make some noise for the one and only William Montgomery ladies and gentlemen here he comes there he is the real funny guy …”
• Kill Tony #316 · 2018-12-17 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
• Kill Tony #319 · 2019-01-14 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “he goes by the name of William Montgomery yeah here he comes there he is I took a lift over here and I told the lyft driver and the other African American man up front my first joke and only…”
• Kill Tony #320 · 2019-01-21 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “minute make some noise for our regular the Great and Powerful William Montgomery here he is in the flesh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] so I recently got fired from the Home Shopping Network …”
• Kill Tony #322 · 2019-01-26 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “minute make some noise for William Montgomery so I was a a pretty big amateur daredevil ten years ago everything was going good until my skate got caught in a sewer grate gonna hurt my leg I…”
• Kill Tony #324 · 2019-02-12 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “[ __ ] make some noise for the one the only thee William Montgomery ladies [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] come on make some [ __ ] noise it's William Montgomery I do [ __ ] you days looking f…”
• Kill Tony #335 · 2019-04-01 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “and make some noise for the Great and Powerful William at Montgomery everyone here is this guy's a monster here we go make some noise for William Montgomery everyone you think there could be…”
• Kill Tony #337 · 2019-04-08 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “them make some noise for the Great and Powerful William Montgomery everyone [Music] shut out the Malcolm hatchet former regular in the back of the room right now there is back there yeah com…”
• Kill Tony #340 · 2019-04-22 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “week make some noise for the great comedic stylings of William Montgomery [Applause] [Music] come on people make some noise for William Rufio Rufio sorry I thought y'all were fans of the mov…”
• Kill Tony #344 · 2019-05-06 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “gentlemen make some noise for the Great and Powerful William Montgomery and everybody here he comes he's in the flesh William [ __ ] Montgomery here is come on make some noise for William ev…”
• Kill Tony #347 · 2019-05-13 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “another brand new minute from William Montgomery we have a we have a we have a saying in a comedy you know the truth is always the funniest thing unless it's William Montgomery ah so this is…”
• Kill Tony #355 · 2019-05-20 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “to make some noise for William Montgomery [Applause] [Music] my my brother's been having a sexual relationship with his teacher the weird thing is we're homeschooled I'd like to do a cutscen…”
• Kill Tony #357 · watch
  “it make some noise for the unorthodox stylings of the great William Montgomery I'll be back that is uh Arnold Schwarzenegger if he were a elevator repairman going into a building seeing the …”
• Kill Tony #382 · 2019-07-29 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “on make some noise for William everyone what's up y'all I used to play a flip Cup before my immune system got compromised the rumors are true I have strep throat and AIDS look at the kids so…”
• Kill Tony #390 · 2019-09-09 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “next make some noise for the great William Montgomery everybody there he is in the flesh William Montgomery so I started a website called date me before I die com it's for white guys with lu…”
• Kill Tony #392 · 2019-09-22 · Comedy Store (La Jolla, CA) · watch
  “to give it up for my uncle we used to work for exhibit but seriously I'm from La Jolla I grew up by the tidepools a lot of stagnant water but seriously I've been up for five days on zantac…”
• Kill Tony #400 · 2019-10-16 · Sacramento, CA · watch
  “gentlemen make some noise for the one and only William [ __ ] Montgomery crazy loyal demon only wearing a Bacchus Patrick he told me I could smoke out back I fell through the roof I lost one…”
• Kill Tony #401 · 2019-10-17 · Sacramento, CA · watch
  “Another brand new minute from William Montgomery, live here in Sacramento. Is there anything else you want to say to these people before you go? Michael, I appreciate our dialogue we've had.…”
• Kill Tony #405 · 2019-10-19 · San Francisco, CA · watch
  “another brand new minute from William Montgomery everybody [Applause] come on guys it's William Montgomery [Applause] [Music] Libby hey yo make some noise for Willie Bay's September 22nd 198…”
• Kill Tony #406 · watch
  “let's give it up for Kobe Bryant Los Angeles you'll ever heard a Magic Johnson so I tried to avoid the TSA agents who were also magicians just because the last time Carlos pulled a gun out o…”
• Kill Tony #411 · 2019-11-04 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “tonight make some noise for one of my favorite top young rising comedians in the world the great William Montgomery [Applause] very cons it's got a steady pace coming to this stage there is …”
• Kill Tony #415 · 2019-11-11 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “a make some noise for the Great and Powerful William Montgomery here we go here we go William Montgomery here he comes everybody live in the flesh the Big Red Machine himself come on guys it…”
• Kill Tony #416 · 2019-11-18 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “Tony make some noise for William Montgomery everybody areas so after what's going so after last week after my Shark Week joke my life has really changed I was on $100,000 pyramid I was on Je…”
• Kill Tony #417 · 2019-11-26 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “let's give it up for Indians so he's not the best funeral director but he's a hell of a puppeteer I don't know what the punchline to that one is yeah thought I was gonna get way more laughte…”
• Kill Tony #418 · 2019-12-02 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “Montgomery make some noise for him you're here it killed the [ __ ] is going on I make $30,000 a year in this economy welcome to chilliest I'm excited to be here tonight with Andrew Santino …”
• Kill Tony #425 · 2019-12-30 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “minute make some noise for the one and only William Montgomery everybody Wow look at this guy he's back everyone William Montgomery's good enough for Larry Montgomery my dad why'd you [ __ ]…”
• Kill Tony #426 · 2020-01-06 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “let's give it up for Jimmy Buffett Atlanta I don't know I don't know I don't know where I'm gonna go when the volcano blows it's funny how we can assassinate an Iranian general but we can't …”
• Kill Tony #430 · 2020-01-13 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “week make some noise for the unorthodox stylings of William Montgomery he has to write and perform a new minute every week ladies and gentlemen William Anka first and foremost I want to apol…”
• Kill Tony #434 · 2020-02-03 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “him make some noise for the Big Red Machine William Montgomery [Applause] let's uh give it up for Jackie Chan y'all I love her lift her in rush-hour - I feel like when Michael Jackson invent…”
• Kill Tony #438 · 2020-02-24 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “be coming to the stage now from some direction William Montgomery everybody here he's definitely coming from somewhere couldn't possibly be tending to his drinking or smoking addictions no I…”
• Kill Tony #440 · 2020-03-02 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “guys make some noise for William everybody here he is in Indiana I actually have a blue tooth now I was punched in the face last night my parents said my first words were mom and Papa and my…”
• Kill Tony #443 · 2020-03-09 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “lately make some noise for the great William Montgomery everybody guys make some [ __ ] noise for William Montgomery I've uh I've actually had a really hard week this past week I was just re…”
• Kill Tony #446 · 2020-03-16 · Ice House (Pasadena, CA) · watch
  “clap make some noise for William Montgomery everybody here is there he is watch the chord William hey gum oh here he is everybody William Montgomery let's give it up for Jimmy Buffett Turks …”
• Kill Tony #462 · 2020-07-08 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “let's give it up for them y'all the barsy twins absolutely the great William Montgomery everybody William Montgomery there he goes he touched me fire Hey look at that a new microphone shout …”
• Kill Tony #478 · 2020-10-26 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “go here comes william montgomery eureka what's up really nice to be here uh where's y'all's castle uh but seriously i arrived here on a hot air balloon [ __ ] it up again william that seemed…”
• Kill Tony #479 · 2020-11-02 · Comedy Store Main Room (Los Angeles, CA) · watch
  “comes here comes william oh my goodness look at this guy yeah play it slow william william william williams [ __ ] microphone god you are an absolute [ __ ] it's almost impressive what do yo…”
• Kill Tony #492 · 2021-02-05 · StandUpLive (Phoenix, AZ) · watch
  “everybody make some noise for william a brand new minute of stand up comedy i love phoenix uh i call all the weight i put on during quarantine uh the covet 19. i'm still waiting for mtv to r…”
• Kill Tony #496 · 2021-02-27 · Improv (Miami, FL) · watch
  “him make some noise for william montgomery keep it going panama city beach 11 in the panhandle [Music] russian punk band [ __ ] riot just released a new single called rage i just hope my gra…”
• Kill Tony #504 · 2021-04-12 · Antones (Austin, TX) · watch
  “on make some noise for william montgomery [Music] thank you so much san antonio it's great to be in texas where everybody's not all woke hell now you got delta airlines being all woke and ma…”
• Kill Tony #507 · 2021-05-03 · Antones (Austin, TX) · watch
  “machine make some noise for your first comedian not out of the bucket a regular all the way from los angeles make some noise for william montgomery everybody wow it's really him [Music] yeah…”
• Kill Tony #510 · 2021-06-07 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
• Kill Tony #511 · 2021-06-14 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “dog make some noise for william montgomery everybody thank you for the k2 i thought i'd do some movie reviews real quick uh gremlins their dad got stuck in the chimney pretending to be santa…”
• Kill Tony #521 · 2021-08-23 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the big red machine the vanilla gorilla this is william montgomery everybody crazy [Music] i was feeling [Music] [Applause] first off no one alerted me to the drink w…”
• Kill Tony #523 · 2021-09-06 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “Machine Make some noise for the great William Montgomery everybody [Applause] here he is William the vanilla gorilla [Music] Montgomery the fact that Kermit the Frog didn't win an Oscar for …”
• Kill Tony #524 · 2021-09-13 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “montgomery give it up for my mom y'all she just made it out of the hospital she just got out of the hospital here's a brand new joke that i think is gonna go straight to the top of the chart…”
• Kill Tony #526 · 2021-09-27 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “is give it up for those people who have been having sex for 36 years the New York Times recently reported that government scientists believe covid-19 could last up to 10 more years okay mayb…”
• Kill Tony #527 · 2021-10-04 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the great william montgomery out here doing the new jokes another brand new minute that barbie married kin joke is a reach and uh and to think that beforehand you lit…”
• Kill Tony #535 · 2021-11-29 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the great william montgomery [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] i recently took my son to the gun show he could barely clinch my muscles y'all know that scene in t…”
• Kill Tony #538 · 2021-12-20 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “everybody make some noise for william munch come around [Applause] uh first and foremost i'm excited to announce maximus and i have been speaking online and he's staying with me tonight so i…”
• Kill Tony #541 · 2022-01-10 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “people make some noise for william [Music] [Applause] [Music] the uh the first time i heard molly did porn i looked her up on her pornhub that evening and can confirm she does do porn i wrot…”
• Kill Tony #546 · 2022-02-14 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “country Make some noise for him it's the great William Montgomery everybody here we go this is it [Applause] [Music] [Music] I think I give those dumb asses maybe two years tops what the [ _…”
• Kill Tony #548 · 2022-02-28 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “rogan make some noise for him it's the big red machine william montgomery live in the flush in austin texas on the number one live podcast in the world kill tony [Applause] shut the [ __ ] u…”
• Kill Tony #551 · 2022-03-28 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “gentlemen make some noise for the big red machine william montgomery [Applause] [Music] come on make some noise for william montgomery everybody god who the [ __ ] were those people [Applaus…”
• Kill Tony #555 · 2022-04-11 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “beast make some noise for the big red machine william montgomery [Music] god how am i supposed to follow casey i'm actually headed back to la in three weeks i'm gonna be hosting the roast of…”
• Kill Tony #556 · 2022-04-18 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “country make some noise for the big red machine william montgomery [Applause] [Music] please keep it going for the funny swedish guy bob [ __ ] [Applause] anybody else film planes every time…”
• Kill Tony #557 · 2022-04-25 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “tony make some noise for the one and only the big red machine william montgomery it's him live in the flesh [Applause] come on everybody [Applause] some of y'all might not know this but i'm …”
• Kill Tony #560 · 2022-05-16 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “let's give it up for abortions yeah god that was the longest abortion joke i've ever heard also redmayne i [ __ ] shorts on you [ __ ] what are you gonna do about it [Music] hey redman your …”
• Kill Tony #561 · 2022-05-23 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “these make some noise for william montgomery everybody how long can this place get for the great christy stefano and ari shafir the drawing from ryan j e belt is in of ari and chris for toni…”
• Kill Tony #562 · 2022-05-30 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the memphis strangler the big red machine this is william montgomery [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] in honor of memorial day if we could all just observe a mom…”
• Kill Tony #563 · 2022-06-06 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “gentlemen make some noise for the longest standing regular in the history of the show the big red machine the memphis strangler william montgomery everybody there he is it's really him [Appl…”
• Kill Tony #567 · 2022-07-11 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “him make some noise for the big red machine william montgomery guys how loud can this place get for comedy store regular and superstar maryland rice cobb huh her new book famous available no…”
• Kill Tony #570 · watch
  “fine make some noise for the great and powerful william montgomery ladies and gentlemen they did it catch him on cameo in his own show the william montgomery show guys make some noise for to…”
• Kill Tony #571 · 2022-08-08 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “years make some noise for the big red machine william montgomery [Music] come on guys make some noise for william [Applause] alex jones owns 40 million i should alex jones owes 40 million ho…”
• Kill Tony #584 · 2022-11-07 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “gentlemen Make some noise for William everybody [Music] a guy who has been drawing every single episode since the show started is here Ryan J Bell come show this amazing audience what you dr…”
• Kill Tony #591 · 2022-12-26 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “Phoebe Make some noise for Bruno everybody all right all right now here we go we're gonna put a ribbon on this thing unfortunately the great the powerful William Montgomery got stuck in uh T…”
• Kill Tony #596 · 2023-01-23 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “episode Make some noise for the Big Red Machine William Montgomery [Applause] [Applause] foreign [Music] this man's gonna do that pro bono but Tony I have to be very honest with you uh Ashto…”
• Kill Tony #617 · 2023-06-12 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “minute Make some noise for the one and only William Montgomery all right [Music] foreign excited about my appearance being here tonight if you see them you'll be able to tell I have my mothe…”
• Kill Tony #620 · 2023-07-03 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “Fame Make some noise for the Memphis Strangler The Big Red Machine the vanilla gorilla William Montgomery everybody [Applause] first off holy [ __ ] that dude's poem suck okay since it's uh …”
• Kill Tony #662 · 2024-04-15 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “another brand new minute from William Montgomery and I really do just want to say Daniel it is so sweet of you to actually stick around for this one I was just watching the episode where I p…”
• Kill Tony #675 · 2024-08-06 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “machine. Make some noise for William Montgomery. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Wow, Tony, I am so Happy to be here. No, I'm kidding. No, Tony, it's so uh nice to be here. I'm so excited I ma…”
• Kill Tony #697 · 2024-12-24 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “a brand new minute from the one and only, William Montgomery. H -O -T -T -O -G -O, hot to go. Sounds like something Hans Kim's mom would say when she's handing a customer food. My Spotify ra…”
• Kill Tony #704 · 2025-02-08 · HEB Arena (Austin, TX) · watch
  “go make some noise for the great William Montgomery everybody this is Kil Tony brought to you by the Yellow Rose and the red rose free entry at the yellow rose with a ticket Stu tonight Make…”
• Kill Tony #717 · 2025-05-06 · Comedy Mothership (Austin, TX) · watch
  “machine. Make some noise for the great William Montgomery, ladies and gentlemen. And make some [ __ ] noise for the great Antonio Brown atab84. Crashoutbuckets.com. Over it. Overits party. T…”
• Kill Tony #723 · 2025-05-28 · Vulcan Gas Company (Austin, TX) · watch
  “gentlemen, make some noise for the vanilla gorilla, the Memphis Strangler, the one, the only, the big red machine. This is William Montgomery. How is it going? Vulcan Gas Company. Weirdly en…”

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