We made Kill Tony a search engine. It's theirs if they want it.

Somebody says a line you half remember from three years ago. You know the bit. You don't know the episode. So you scrub a three hour video and give up.

We indexed the show word by word so you don't have to. Type what you remember — a name spelled wrong, a venue, a date, a line you're not sure of — and it lands on the exact second.

The part that matters

If the show wants it

• It's yours. The domain, the code, the transcripts, the index. Handed over, no cost, no conditions.
• Or leave it exactly where it is and we'll keep running it for free. Either is fine.

If there's something you don't like

Tell us and it changes the same day. Not "we'll look into it" — the same day.

• A name spelled wrong, or the wrong person credited — fixed in minutes.
• A clip or a set you'd rather wasn't on here — pulled, no questions.
• Wording, the look, what it's called, what it links to — all of it is yours to change.
• Want something on here that isn't? That's easier than any of the above.

One person built this and he answers his own email, so there's no ticket queue and nobody to escalate to. It's a small enough thing that changing it is genuinely quick.

If the show wants it gone

One email and it's gone the same day. No argument, no lawyer, no hard feelings. We'd rather have made something you liked than something you had to deal with.

Why we bothered

Mainstream comedy bores me. Kill Tony is the only place I still actually laugh — and that isn’t luck, it’s the room Tony built. An atmosphere where the bit has to earn it in front of people, every Monday, with nowhere to hide.

That’s not a podcast doing well. That’s the front of a real comedy revolution, and it deserved an archive you could actually get into. So we built one and gave it away.

Who made it

One person, under the name Find Your Monkey.

Go use it →